Cinco de Mayo ride - TONIGHT!

Cinco de Mayo ride! Get your ass to the spiral hill on Riverside at 9pm tonight and bring some cheap mexican beer, we're gonna celebrate Mexico kicking the French's ass! Shit's gonna get excellent, just you wait.

Update: I've been informed that the spiral hill is actually called "Doug Sahm Hill". Whatever. It's the big damn hill with the spiral on it next to the fountain. You know the place. Be there.