Best Birthday Ride Ever: Minibike Pub Crawl!

Update: Look at the ridiculous flyer the fellers were passing out at the full moon cruise:

Next Friday is my boy Logan's 21st, and to celebrate he's planning what might just be the sickest Austin bike event ever: MINIBIKE PUB CRAWL! Look at this shit...

yo, May 15 is my 21st bday/john glover's bday. We're doing a minibike pub crawl. So bring your minibike/tall bike/bike with no wheels/bike with 20 wheels/20 wheels with no bike that you run beside/etc. Essentially, bring the craziest bike you can find, or decorate your bike the best you can. We're going hard. Friendly fellers style. This shit is gonna be out of control. So expect to die, or come close to it from your consumption of alcohol/level of fun intake. Dress like you MEAN IT. As in, wear the fucking weirdest shit you can find. Wearing someone's skin like buffalo bill is encouraged.

Meet at the HEB parking lot at Pleasant Valley and 7th at 10pm on Friday May 15th. I'll punch you in the dick if you don't dress funny.

-Logan

P.S. - Goodwill sells kids bikes for $10.

Damn that sounds too awesome to miss. If you don't have one yet go get a kids bike and make sure you're dressed funny, I'd hate to see anyone get punched in the dick.