May Critical Mass - BIKE MONTH MADNESS!

Critical Mass has been getting big. REALLY BIG. So big that we seem to be attracting unwanted (is there any other kind?) police attention...

most people would maybe tone it down, keep it on the down-low, and try not to cause so much of a ruckus. Hell with those people! Lets make this ride the BIGGEST, BEST, LOUDEST, FUNNEST party on human-powered wheels this town has ever seen! I'm 100% sure I'll be bringing my bike stereo so come out with your best party clothes, fanciest looking bike, coolest friends, and tastiest beverages and be part of the insanity!

Posters will be wheatpasted. Flyers will be distributed. Millions will show up. I guarantee it.