BILLY MAYS RIDE!!! A memorial ride for a sales giant.

Ladies and gentlemen, a legend has passed. No, not that guy, the other guy: BILLY MAYS! As the premiere pitch-man for all products sold on TV after 12am, BILLY MAYS has affected many of our lives in ways we cannot put into words. Instead of making a feeble attempt, we've decided to ride in his honor instead:

Here's what Max has to say about the ride:

With all the recent celebrity deaths this is by far the most shocking and painful. Billy Mays has been trying to sell me shit I never wanted for quite sometime and I have loved him like an uncle-in-law for it. But hes now gone to shine halos at the big oxiclean factory in the sky. In his memory I am hosting a bicycle ride. Bring a bottle of your favorite cleaning product (or liquor) and lets ride fo Billy!

If you've ever benefited from the wonders of OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Engrave It, Handy Switch, iCan, Mighty Mendit, Mighty Putty (regular), Mighty Putty Wood, Mighty Shine, Hercules Hook, Awesome Auger, Steam Buddy, Zorbeez, Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, ESPN 360, Energize, Computer Wizard, Impact Gel Insoles, Omni DualSaw, Jupiter Jack, What Odor?, Soap-A-Dub-Slop Stopper, Tool Bandit, SIMONIZ Instant Shine, SIMONIZ fix it!, SIMONIZE fix it! PRO, Gopher, Samurai Shark, Grater Plater, Ragazzi's Pizza or Green Now!, then you owe it to BILLY MAYS to be on this ride. 5pm on the Lamar Bridge. Bring your Oxyclean.