Heavy Metal Fitness Ride - coming this MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY!!!

Update: Just got the map. Looks like a grueling south-side journey, with a possible TWO water stops before the boozing? Nice...

Keith finally spilled the beans about his long-rumored Heavy Metal Fitness Ride. Check out this insanity...

Heavy Metal Fitness Ride

What’s that you say?

Harder?

Faster?

Longer?

A little pain with your pleasure?

No problem! We’ll ride, we’ll sweat, and our lungs will burn. And when the work is done and the pleasure begins, you’ll have not a doubt in your mind you’ve earned it.

The Plan: Meet at the Pfluger Pedestrian Bridge on Monday at 7:30pm, just like on Thursdays. Unlike Thursday, we’ll leave the bridge at 8 pm sharp!. Don’t be late as there’s no catching us once we leave. (Yes, that’s a challenge). Expect a reasonably fast pace, covering 15-20 miles on urban and not so urban routes. Next, we’ll hit Barton Springs for some cold water goodness. Once we’re nice and chilly, it’s to the Jackalope, always generous to the two wheeled kind. Once we get there, expect free beer, heavy metal madness, half-priced pizza and happy hour ($2.00 wells) all damn night.

This is not a your normal road ride. This is a fast paced urban ride for all types of bikes. Single-speed, fixed-geared, multi-geared, bmx, road bikes and mountain bikes are all welcome. You will be riding with friends, not your mother, so bring all of your gear. You need to have water, tools to change a tire, a tube and a device to inflate it. The pace will be pretty fast. If you can’t keep up, that’s cool, just drop off and meet us for swimming and drinks later.

FUCKING AWESOME, see y'all this Monday. I can't wait to see how this shit happens. If you want to RSVP you can do so over on the facebook page.