Mojos hosting an impromptu URBAN ASSAULT RIDE on 8/8!

Sounds like the Austin Mojos got wind of my little Urban Assault rant and now they're planning an Urban Assault Ride of their own! Saturday, August 8th at 8pm, meet at the Crown and Anchor to do a little urban assaulting of your own. Bring a burly bike, these guys are nuts:

http://www.bikemojo.com/speak/showthread.php?t=78740

and i say urban assault urban assault urban assault urban assault....is'nt time for summer time saturday night pub crawl...how about next saturday 8/8/@ 8

And a little local history lesson from the Mojos for the people who might not know it (I'm looking at you, Josh):

This is Bull.
10 years ago David Hataway used to post "Urban Assault Rides".
Friday nights.
All over downtown Austin.
Multi-story parking lots. Shoal Creek. Hike & bike trail. Peace Park.
Maybe WE should have trademarked the name.
But, then we would of had to get lawyers, become assholes, etc.
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I'm going for an Urban Assault ride to clear my head.
Do I need to ask somebody's permission??

Bikemojo, I love you. THAT'S the kind of riding I think of when I read the words "Urban Assault", not some cheesy prefab race with ridiculously restrictive rules that some marketing company charges out the ass for. If anybody out there wants to get your URBAN ASSAULT on, meet up with these guys and show those corporate schmucks the true meaning of the word...