Bike Prom is TONIGHT!!! Grab a flask, borrow your dad's bike, rent a tux, and ask your sweetheart to DANCE!

That's right kiddos, you've been waiting for this all summer long, and now it's that time; MOTHERFUCKING BIKE PROM:

Pre-party at 9pm on the bridge, then we ride to the Beauty Bar and get our bike prom on, RAIN OR SHINE! Make sure your ass is there tonight, because the forcast says we've got a 90% chance of rain, but a 100% chance of AWESOME!