Social Cycling ATX Presents: Monday Heavy Metal Fitness Ride

Got word from Clif late last night the he's once again taking the reign's for tonight's Monday Heavy Metal Fitness Ride, which meets at the Pedestrian Bridge around 7pm, and leaves at 7:30pm SHARP! Keith's absence is due to him enlisting the help of some masked vigilantes to comb the seedy underbelly of Austin in search of his beloved stolen bicycle. Hope you find it Keith!

The Heavy Metal Fitness Ride departs the Lamar Pedestrian Bridge, Monday’s at 7:30 pm. Sharp. Expect a reasonably fast pace, covering 20 – 25 miles on an urban route in the dark. Afterwards, it’s to the Jackalope to enjoy free beer, heavy metal madness, half-priced pizza and happy hour ($2.00 wells) all damn night.

Ride what brung ya. Road, mountain, bmx, cruzer, fixie, whatever. Metal Fitness is an equal opportunity ride and not limited to roadies.

Last time I heard, you’re mother won’t be attending, so you’ll need to bring water, lights, tube changing necessities, a lock, your id and TIP MONEY if you’re drinking. You might even check the route map. I wear a helmet as the ride is fast, urban and in the dark. Yes, it’s a Heavy Metal ride but we rather you didn’t bang your head. Remember. Head injuries slow rides. And you don’t want to slow down a Heavy Metal Fitness ride. Now do you?

If you want more details on the ride, check the facebook page. Free beer, fast riding, cheap booze, and half-prize pizza? If you like to hammer but don't necessarily shave EVERYTHING or have matching kit, this is the ride for you. If you DO shave everything AND have matching kit, this is the ride for you too! Mix, mingle, and ride like the wind. If you get dropped, meet the crew at the bar afterward.