SkelliCyclists present: All for Santa's Love bike Scavenger Hunt PRE-PARTY AT FAST FOLKS! FREE BEER. COME PARTY.

This Sunday is the big Skellicyclist scavenger hunt, but the night before is going to be a giant pre-party that's open to EVERYONE! Bring all your cycling friends down to Fast Folks Cyclery at the end of E. 6th St. around 9pm or so, and start the Christmas season off RIGHT:

I managed to get myself on the Renegade Reindeer team, so I'll be out there representing for my cloven hoofed friends and talking RIDICULOUS amounts of shit on all them pansy bell toed shoe wearing, goofy pointy eared having, gotta work 365 days a year, so short they can't see over the tops of their work benches elves. It's going to be glorious, and I anticipate an excellent foreshadowing of the pummeling we're going to give them on Sunday. It'll be kinda like a Christmas present... OF SHAME!

Can you tell I'm amped about this event? See y'all tomorrow.