The Feller Manifesto

To be in the fellerhood one must renounce the trife life struggles of daily living, although these struggles are unavoidable,when faced in the situation of such, one must act with the calm collectedness of a fell. This is to be the main conciousness of a feller. The Fellers must also have nights in which the trifeness is acted upon and the hairy scenarios get delt. This is the only way to bring balance to the universe.

The States of Feller

Friend - Someone who is associated with the FF but is not "down." Or someone who could be considered for application into the Fellerhood.

Fel - The entry level position of the Fellerhood. You have proved yourself to be worthy but only time and "keeping it real" will advance you.

Feller/Fellette - These people are thew real deal crew that chill hard and keep it real on the daily. They are the organizers/creators of chaos. Must be decisive and peacefully coexist with the rest of the fellers. To speak agaist the Fellers in this rank is a form of high treason and is punishable by death.

Main Fel - This position is of high honor and is not taken lightly. The Main Fels are the pillars of the Fellerhood. They have a zen like calmness to them and are always one step ahead of the game. The Main Fel must have outstanding moral character and can be consulted with any problem, pertaining to the fellers or not. Are not partial to one side and see all from an objective point of view. Wisdom is the vital attribute of the Main Fel. This wisdom steers the ship of the Fellerhood that the Fellers keep going with their burning desire to live life and get hairy. They are the rudder in the sea of hectic.

Other friends of the Fellers:

Little Niggys - These are the people that go real hard. They also have a large ammount of "streed cred." Not wanting to commit to the Fellerhood they still go hard and should be paid respect.

Dat Boi - The "dat bois" of the world are a truely great kind. Not caring what others think of them they keep it real through uniquely not giving a fuck. These kinds of people dont give a fuck enough to be in the FF and should be treated with the utmost respect.

One Feller must never worry becasue he knows no matter what happens his fellow fellers are ALWAYS there for them. A Feller is useless without his brothers at his sider or in his mind.

Not content with the mundane life, the Friendly Fellers are a band of brothers/sisters who continually take the normal and make it strange. By breathing the breathe of life back into evertthing they have "fun" and spread this joyous moment of life into the souls of others. By systematically revamping every scenario they encounter with life they will slowly change the world back to a harmonious coexistance between every living thing on earth.

I. Theft - Stealing is not a way to acquire the material items one wishes to posses, unless done with the "robin hood" mentality. Stealing from another Feller is grounds for automatic termination from the fellerhood.

II. Unity - The FF should never disband during times of disagreement in such scenarios a Main Fel should mediate the situation. The FF should have a minimum of one day a week when all the Fellers get together and share the sanctity of a unifying meal, bike ride, alcohol/drug consumption, etc.. These meeting are manditory unless your have impending earthly duties to fullfil in the name of survival.

III. Anger - A Friendly Feller should never act out in the name of anger. Learn to control your sea of emtions and let it go (unless they deserve it). Everything/one has a time and place in which the universe will balance itself, it is not your job to interviene.

IV. Honesty - To grow as a human and a Feller you have to be honest with yourself and others. (unless the situation needs some cover up)