Now THIS is how you write a Craigslist ad...

I want to buy something from Leo based solely on the content of his ad:

Motherlicking bmx parts - $1 (Austin)
Date: 2010-01-15, 12:04AM CST
Reply to: sale-uwdcg-1553476789@craigslist.org

Selling bmx parts because i feel like it!
I like to switch up parts alot and try new stuff so ill trade or you name a price
This is a serious post im just fucking around because i do this so much
so why not have fun with it?

S&M stricker 20.5 with brake mounts
S&M race forks xlt 14mm
Primo Pro 48 hole wheelset laced to hula hoop yeah thats right sean burns use to ride these babys like new
The wheelset has a 11 tooth cog and i have an extra rear wheel if you want to replace parts since the wheels are hard to find parts
I also have 36 tooth sporcket solid baby!!! soo sick!

Dangggg this wheel will blow your mind away its soo light and it'll make yer dick wet
Gsport ratchet hub 9 tooth chrome what what 50 cent can't top that shit biotch!
36 hole with gsport ribcage

I also have primo powerbite cranks in great condition
Primo balance seat with chrome post for your ass needs

AHHHH TAN WALL TIRES if Tom dugan rides them then everybody needs to !!!! AHHHHHHHH
Odyssey 2.10 foldable and Aitken 1.95 non foldable these are a month old and im looking for animal tires fair trade you sucker! or die!

anyways im looking for some lighter parts or maybe some drugs nah im kidding but im jewish as fuck so dont think about ripping me off or ill come take your house away because im the master at real estate

anyways hit me up via email
lfurmansky0721@hotmail.com

Fuck yes.