ATXBS presents: SLAYER RIDE TONIGHT!!! FUCK YES!

This may come as a surprise to many of you, as I'm often blamed for the shenanigans that occur at some of the wilder events around town, but I don't organize jack shit. Seriously. Not into it. In fact, I've only organized ONE ride in the past to celebrate my Austin Chronicle award, and it ended in a drunken brawl in a cemetery. No shit. With that in mind, I'm now organizing my SECOND RIDE EVER, and it happens TONIGHT!

I just snagged the new Slayer album and it's pretty fucking badass. Though the FUCKING FANTASTIC FOUR are pushing 50 these days, they're no less brutal and gnarly, so I figured it was high time downtown heard the noise. The fact that there's a gathering of hippies on the bridge around midnight or so tonight is just icing on the cake. Here's the flyer over which I labored for 9000 HOURS in MSPAINT:

I'm going to be riding in North Austin for a bit but hitting Eastwoods park around 11pm, hanging for about Reign in Blood (28 1/2 minutes) before heading through downtown to the bridge and fucking shit up. From there we ride on. Expect SOMETHING to die tonight.

Feel free to pass this around, post it on other blogs (hah right) and invite all your metalhead friends. There will be A LOT of SLAYER played this evening, so if you can't hang with that I'd suggest go fucking yourself. See y'all tonight!

P.S. Try to grab your beer BEFORE Eastwoods Park. We'll probably make one bar stop somewhere at the end, but besides that you need to bring what you need, knowwhatimean?