H.O.T. Pedicab Shop presents: DOUCHE-BAR-PEDI-PUB-CRAWL 010!!!

Now this is the good shit right here. Plenty of us cyclists have been accused of being douches, assholes, yelled at, called names, really we can be a pretty disparaged group of people when we get loco and have a good time. I believe there's even a term for a group of monthly riders that drives the point home: "Critical MASSHOLES". Well, if you feel the moniker fits, I've got the PERFECT ride for you:

DOUCHE-BAR-PEDI-PUB-CRAWL 010!!!
-Celebrate surviving SXSW with us at at the top douche-bars in Austin AS SELECTED BY THE PEDICABBERS OF AUSTIN!!!
-Departing the H.O.T. garage at Red River and Willow, Wednesday night 10pm
-Dress nice (if you aren't in pants and wearing a collar you might not be able to get in all the bars)
-Bring your bike, your bitterness and your disappointment.
-If you pedicab, send me your nominations for the top three Douche bars in downtown Austin!
Lets go dance on some sharks!

This event is being organized by the pedicabbers that survived the week and a half long clusterfuck of SXSW, but they made it clear that ANY asshole is welcome, as long as you ride a bike and can hang with the crew. Meet at the shop on Willow (RIGHT next door to the Chain Drive) around 10pm tonight and meet some of the coolest cats on 2 (or 3, or 4 if you're the trailer type) wheels.