Social Cycling ATX presents: Thursday Night HAAAAAAAAAY Ride! - A gay ol' time with Keith Byrd. ;)

Keith's at it again! Throwing theme to ride he's come up with a winner, because this time around it's the Thursday Night HAAAAAAAAAAAY Ride! The theme isn't ALL that sets this ride apart, so read on for all the hot sexy details:

Hey Everyone! Ok we have another theme ride this week and it's going to be a GREAT one. The fine folks over at Kiss and Fly(http://www.kissandflyaustin.com/main.html), a fine establishment that caters to the gay community, thinks we are so awesome they are throwing us a party. Wear your FINEST WESTERN WEAR because this weeks TNSR is the HAAAAAY RIDE!

WHEN AND WHERE: We meet at our new meeting spot, Metz Park (map: http://tinyurl.com/ylbdttf) at 7:30. We'll leave at 8 sharp-ish.

WHAT: It's THE HAAAAY ride. Put on your WESTERN DUDS and join us for a nice ride then an after party at Austin's largest gay bar (three levels!) They'll be serving up $1 wells and $2 domestics all night long. At midnight, they are holding a strip tease contest with a men and women's division. $100 to first places and $50 to second place finishers. With those pearl snaps on those shirts of y'alls, we'll be a shoe in to bring home ALL the loot. DJ Rascal will be spinning the tunes all night, so bring it!

HOW: Social Cycling ATX rides AS traffic, NOT against it. We stop at red lights, we stay in one lane and are NICE to both our fellow riders and the all of the other traffic. Listen to your ride leaders. They have your best interest in mind and are some nice folks.

WHAT YOU WILL NEED: LIGHTS(!!!!!!!), a lock, a bit of money for fun and tips and YOUR BEST WESTERN ATTIRE!!! A helmet seems to be becoming a better and better idea to me each day, but I will leave that up to you.

This is not your mother's theme ride, or your pirate's, or viking's. This is THE HAAAAAY RIDE and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw.

See everyone at Metz (map: http://tinyurl.com/ylbdttf)

-Keith http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1610994666&ref=name

NO FREE BEER?!? FUCKING FINALLY! Hopefully that'll keep some of the riff-raff out. Remember to wear your fanciest two-steppin' getup, and as awesome as going commando is try not to forget them sexy underpants because there's gonna be a STRIP-OFF at midnight! At the gay bar! Keith, you're a man's man and that's why we love you...

So maybe this is gonna be the best Social Ride in the history of humans socializing with one another. Show up tomorrow at Metz around 7:30pm and find out. All I know is that I expect to hear some Erasure from all y'all bike stereo types. DO IT.