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April Critical Mass - WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD.
So this Friday is that ride. Yeah, you know the one. Critical Mass. I've got a lot of shit to say regarding Critical Mass, but fuck it. Here's what a pirate has to say instead:
So FUCK what happened on critical mass last month! I wasn't there. Was anyone even wearing a silly costume? Let's have a freaky bike parade this Friday at 5 pm starting at the west mall of UT campus. Lets see some stereos, costumes, tall bikes, kids bikes, kiddy tall bikes, streamers, silly hats, what else you got?
Leave your LAME PROTEST at home or leave 5 minutes before us. I want my CRITICAL MASS PARADE back. If you don't want to protest or try to mess with cars, come ride with me and my cool friends. Let the kids who want to race through traffic and cause havoc go on their own stupid protest. I want to wait at red lights for the pack to "MASS UP". I'm not trying to say we need to follow every law to the t. Just don't be a dick. I love riding in one lane, because cars have to pass an insanely long line of bicycles. Seriously try letting them pass us and make them watch the whole damn parade. That's a whole lot cooler than a car behind us seeing the back 30 cyclists in their way.
And to all of my jerk friends who don't come on critical mass anymore because its to aggressive, come out and try the parade version. If we don't have reasonable cyclists like you to keep the crowd in check you are going to leave one lonely pirate trying to help a whole damn mob. If you come out and tell people to stop being an ass when they are being an ass, we can have our fun bike event back and stop having guns pulled on us.
Thanks Joe, couldn't have said it better myself. 5pm, UT West Mall, this Friday. Bring a party, and leave that chip on your shoulder.
i sure hope there arent any rowdey kids on this ride, that would just ruin all of the fun for everyone.
You mean like these folks?
Nah, they can come too. Looks like they've already got the "costume" bit covered.
P.S. y'alls trigger control sucks. I know some of you kids are still kids so here's a link to the NRA's guide to gun safety for parents: http://www.nrahq.org/safety/eddie/infoparents.asp
Please give it to yours.
clearly you dont know anything about the picture, there wasnt any ammo in any those guns, and they were checked for ammo multiple times, and im pretty sure there wasnt even a clip in the 1911 (which was purposely pointed away from the cameraman) when that picture was taken. anyways our fingers were only on the trigger for the picture, because it looked cooler.
having your finger on the trigger is a bad habit but so is smoking, riding your bike drunk, and lurking peoples facebook profiles for pictures of children. ive never been hurt by a gun but i have been hurt by smoking, drunk bikers, and trolls, and its probably the same for many other people so why dont you go help out the smokers, drunks, and trolls with all of their lifes and leave me to clean my cats blood off of my floor and my arm.
way to give us kids bullshit jason, im in no mood for it anymore.
Did I hit a nerve or something? I was only looking for a good pic of y'alls costumes, the inclusion of firearms in the photo was an added bonus. And I was responding to your troll, so this bullshit is give-and-take. It doesn't bother me, why does it bother you?
Nobody owns the ride, and anybody that shows up can bring the ruckus, chain-smoke, get 12Loko, pack a pistol, throw rocks, etc. I think everyone should show some personal responsibility though, which has seemed to be missing on many an occasion of late. Whatever, kids will be kids. Eventually they'll grow up too. It's nothing worth sweating.
youre the one that started this bullshit after the january critical mass when you blamed all three of us for stealing your knife, which wasnt even stolen, and was handed to you right after you asked where it was. i dont care about trolling/ getting trolled when its all in good spirits but i cant tell if your just pissed off about your knife and being an internet bully. your knife was almost under the couch in that room when it was found anyways, and when i asked my friend about him putting the knife in his pocket he said that he thought it belonged to the guy that had recently moved out of there, from what i remember there was a bit of trash left over from him (i think i heard someone say that). my only problem is that you keep bringing up the knife, which is a lie, i dont care if you talk shit about the truth.
just quit that knife bullshit or im going to get pissed off and hurt someone, pprobably the next person that talks shit to me about it.
you seem to be the troll. nothing about that picture looks cool. go back to cleaning your blood. those guns don't make your dick look bigger. fuck you "kids".
whats cool is only an opinion, and guns arent supposed to make our dicks look bigger, thats just silly as a dick is much smaller than a 30-40" rifle and in comparison would look much smaller. but if you want our dicks to look bigger than we could hold baby birds next to them if you want?
Damn, did you hear that? It doesn't make our dicks look bigger! We have been doing this all wrong....
Thanks for the "ole skool" lesson, with all your grace and knowledge I never would have learned.
Thank the Good Lord you posted the trigger discipline guidelines.
OH LORDY THANK YOU!
I wanted to post but can't remember how to spell whussy...
...and if you try to outrun "them" and they catch you, it's a state jail felony. ...which never goes away ...which, you have to disclose to your prospective employer when you apply.
i'm all for the new and improved critical mass. count me in.
I work late on Fridays, and never get to join CM... it'd be cool to see you all riding down congress past my work. :)
Seriously, half the trouble happens on Congress. The ride would do well to avoid it, but of course it rarely does.
As for working late ... get somebody's phone. The ride goes on late, you can meet it up at any time!
im gonna party and bring a gun just in case we need to defend ourselves. haha kidding.
uh oh, you might scare jason...