You are hereTivo that shit and come ride your bikes...
Tivo that shit and come ride your bikes...
I know all you high rollers have those fancy DVRs for catching your shows and I'm pretty sure there's nothing playing on a Tuesday night that can trump this event, so unless you're getting laid or in the hospital you have no excuse for not riding with us tonight:
Midnight Ridazz OOOOOGA BOOOOGA Ride!
Tonight Donn's Depot (5th and West Lynn) 9pm..bring your loin cloths! Also please make sure and have lights on your bikes...because we will be going down some dark trails (for all you road bikes don't worry they're paved trails) See y'all there!!
OOOGGGAAA BOOOGGGAAAA!!!!!!!!
And if you're not getting laid presently there are hot bikers in loincloths and booze involved in this event, so why not show up and see what happens...