Wednesday Assault Ride presents - WAR #55 - GENERAL MALAISE!

I don't think I mentioned it the last couple times around, probably because I've been extremely lazy and tardy when it comes to posting things up on here, but the Wednesday Assault Ride is happening TONIGHT, and here are all the details for this 55th installation in the formerly legally-troublesomely named Wednesday URBAN Assault Ride (sorry New Belgium!):

WAR 55 - General Malaise

It has been a few weeks since I actually attended my own ride. Just like General Patton, I Shall Return. And just like John Winger, Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

So, this weeks theme will be loosely based on our over arching them (or at least our moniker) -- WAR.
We will meet at Central Market. Why?? Because it actually sounds like a country you could invade in a really captivating game of Risk.

Then we will make it down to the Good Knight followed up by Headhunter's.

We will end up at the Draught Horse, because all good wars involved England and horses.

Meet: 8/11 - Wed - 6pm - Central Market
Ride leaves at 7pm - SHARP!

Bring: Bike, lock, and your favorite implement of destruction.

Beyond the old goofiness over the groups name, it sounds like there's been a bit more legal insanity surrounding this typically mild-mannered and chill bi-weekly ride. Want to know more about that? Show up tonight and ask the crew. It's wild stuff.