Words of wisdom from 50cent.

Ok so I know it's not bike-related, or even AUSTIN-related, but holy shit this might be the most awesome page I've ever seen: 50cent's Twitter. No shit. Read it for such gems as:

"Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance"

"These words are from the honorable Elijah Muhammad: I wish u all love peace n happiness my brothers.And these r from 50Cent Fuck all yal lol"

"Im a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Heres a clean glass a water baby lol"

"I feel sorry for you niggas who aint me shhiiitttt. I got this freak licking on my asshole right now. Just thought I'd share dat with you"

"My day went good. Signed a big deal. got my ass licked. Got the strap in the show.Performed in front of 40k ppl n here I am on twitter ok ok"

Goddamn all these pretty bitches on my page now. I'm in heaven. I wanna fuck all yal! All I need is a redbull and 5mns between each nut"

Pure gold. 140 characters is all 50 needs to get his point across. I truly hope that in the far future when the archives of a fallen civilization are being unearthed by alien explorers, THIS is what they find and judge us by.

Remember all that shit I said about twitter? I still mean it, but in 50's case he gets a pass.