Reason #13,975 why I love Austin...

Even the collision reports are awesome:

Your Metalic Body Took My Breath Away - 27 (Downtown)

Me: Guy on a bike. You: an early '00s sedan. You bumped into me last night, and i couldn't help but notice how firm your curves were. I know we just met, but i think i made quite an impact. I thought it was a bit rude of you to hit on me in the street, but after we connected i felt like i couldn't breath, for like... 30-45 second. My heart was racing, and sure, i was bleeding a little, but i hope you didn't mind my attraction to your windshield, though you looked a bit shattered. Next time, try not to be so forward... try and take it slow, and you might not break any more hearts, or ribs... I'm happy the momentum of our introduction didn't leave me hurt, and i'm glad i didn't get carried away.

I wish you better luck if you encounter the metallic beast again, guy on a bike.