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UNICYCLE FOOTBALL GUERRILLA SEASON KICKS OFF NOW!!
To All My Wheel-ed People,
UNICYCLE FOOTBALL is coming to town. Anyone who has not had a chance to catch us in action, here's your chance!!
Tomorrow(2/5) marks the FIRST Unicycle Football Guerrilla Game AND it's in Austin!!! Full on HEAD-to-HEAD-to-WHEEL-to-HEAD ACTION!!
Come check us out And if you are feeling squirrely, why try ride a unicycle? Or better yet, Why Not? Whee'll have a good bunch around.
If you unicycle already, Bring the wheel along for a ride! Auditorium Shores shall witness the debut of our Guerrilla Season.
Things to know :
• Game will commence at 3pm at a location of our choosing.
• Game is free to the public and involves a Unicycle Clinic as well. Here's yer chance to give the ol' one wheel a spin!
• All game locations will be revealed as sites are found. Efforts are pushing us to a game every two weeks or so.
• This game will take place February 5th, Saturday. Which is today if it's not still tomorrow.
• bring your own accomodations and pack light. This is no war but tactics are advised.
• This is all fun and games, So come have fun with us! We bring the show, you bring your hooligans.
• If you can beat 5 opponents in a Unicycle Joust( and aquire a helmet), you can play.
We hope to successfully bring to you one of the best spectator experiences you've ever had. Consider it a warm up for the Super Bowl. Or if you are not into football, GREAT!! This is just the thing for you! You can't loose! Right on the river between s. first st. bridge and lamar pedestrian bridge. Just look for the crazy unicyclist running into each other, they will probably know where the game is.
Help us Get Rolling in town with your support by attendence. I f we are not playing for somebody, we are just playing with ourselves. This is only the beginning, be there to see it.
And the wheel god said, "Let That Shit Roll.."
-Darth Vato-
UFL Guerrilla
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