NOT... GONNA... MAKE IT...

Sorry folks, I was gonna try and get all the five fucking million events happening over the next couple days up on the site, but Im going on vacation at around 2:30pm today and have a TON of work to wrap up before then so it doesn't look like I'm gonna make it.

Don't cry, just go check out Elliott's Bike Culture Calendar Events list, which hits all the big things coming up in the next week including the Social Cycling ATX stuff, Critical Mass on Friday (5pm UT West Mall), the BIG BAD NAHBS shindig happening ALL weekend long, Frankenbike, the FIRST EVER URBAN NACCC Benefit, the Dapper Dan Dash, the Dropout Zine Release Party/Ride, and a whole bunch of shit in-between including lectures, races, park days, and even a garden tour. Damn, I'm gonna be missing a lot of shit.

Ah well. I know ya'll are gonna have fun and I've got a desert to visit. See you folks in a week, if the vultures don't pick me clean before then.