UFL presents: Guerrilla Unicycle Football Game at Auditorium Shores - THIS SATURDAY!

Ok one more that didn't make the list. Tere's gonna be a Guerrilla Unicycle Football Game happening this Saturday 'round 3pm, Auditorium shores:

SATURDAY!! UNICYCLE FOOTBALL GUERRILLA GAME!! 3PM!!
Join us for some head to head to unicycle to head ACTION down by Mrs. Ladybird’s lake. March/wheel on down south of the River and meet us on the Shores where Stevie stands for an Football jam like you ain’t never seen!! Less of course you’ve seen it already, BUT ITS STILL GONNA BE BADASS!! Don’t miss the game starting unicycle joust and try to be there by 3pm. Things to kno...w:

*this is a pick up game meaning that the teams will be amalgamated from the existing 6 teams that currently play in San Marcos every Sunday, battling for the ever sought STUPOR BOWL BELT BUCKLE!!

*being as how this is a pick up game, any challenger from the audience who can successfully dismount one of our players in a JOUST has earned the right to play that day (if you wanna keep on with the league, other aptitudes shall have to be completed:: namely chugging a beer before dismounting your unicycle.:: )

*This is our second guerrilla game of the new Guerrilla Season we hope to continue having in Austin indefinitely or till we have enough teams and pull in this town to start our own Unicycle Football League ATX with our own championship games.

*the ultimate idea behind these games in Austin is outward mobility, not upward. Viral baby… I want this shit to catch like malaria and spread to all reaches of this earth. Where ever I got I hope I can play.

*LASTLY, we can’t do it all by ourselves. Anyone with video/still frame camera (digital or film) please feel more than welcome to shoot, but also try to share your footage with us as we are trying to show people via web who do not live in Austin. Help our movement, Because the War is far from over.

This is some brutal shit, but you don’t have’ta play! We got it! You just bring yerselves, some cold and inconspicuous beverage can shaped friends( maybe an extra for your favorite player) and we will take care of the show!!!
VIVA LA FOOTBALL UNICICLETA GUERRILLA!!!! AND LIVE LONG THE UNICYCLE FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!
As the wheel god says, “ LET THAT SHIT ROLL!!”
And roll that shit shall…
-FNA-el Darth Vato-
UFL-Guerrilla

Check this shit out. You won't be disappointed.