Social Cycling ATX present: Thursday Night Social Ride - Ok guys you're fuckin' KILLING me with this theme...

The write up for this weeks TNSR is short and sweet:

Take the blue pill and have your Thursday night reality changed forever while chasing the rabbit biker down the hole dressed futuristically, black and sexily, agently, lady in redly, cyber punkly, or come as you wantly towards a bike in movie showing of The Matrix! ATXBPSC, Neo, The Social Riders, Morpheous, and you team up for a mind altering night of mayhem! There will be prizes for best costume and adult beverages provided with donations going towards The Ladies Army 3 Bike Polo Tournament. Do not miss this event because you cannot be told what the Matrix is, you have to see it for yourself!

Wow ya'll. You couldn't just let that shit go? Don't get me wrong. I love Cyberpunk. LOVE IT. But goddamn. Between that leather and latex-clad messianic trilogy and the re-appropriation of steampunk from the geeks and dweebs to whatever the fuck patchouli smelling fire dancing freaks are currently reeking of brass and clockwork this shit has got to be let go for the good of all humanity. Or at least left to rest for another 10-20 years so the upcoming generation of post-mod-hipster fuckers can dredge it up again and wear it even more ironically than their predecessors.

Oh wait. Nevermind. Ya'll have fun on the ride! 7pm at Plaza Saltillo (5th and Comal) is the place to be on Thursday. Bend the spoon, and if you do go bring MONEY for the ATXBPSC folks. Please.