UFL presents: Guerrilla Unicycle Football Match - THIS SATURDAY!

Angel Serda, local one-wheeled dynamo and killer UFL player sent me the following blurb about a game they're hosting tomorrow afternoon at Auditorium Shores. Read the following and BE SURE to check this out, as it's like nothing you've ever seen before:

YO yo my wheeled amigos,
The time for unicycle roughin' has come again!! Unicycle FootBall Guerrilla Season is now in full swing, bringing you our FOURTH game in ATX!!
We will be playing at Auditorium Shores at 3PM on Saturday April 2. This is a pick-up style game with some kind of different rules:

*Two teams will be assembled made up of the UFL players that attend.
*we start each half with a Unicycle Joust or Unicycle Sum Match to determine who kicks and recieves.
*the game duration is generally 3 or 4 halves, maybe lasting 2-3 hours.
*during half-times we will be putting on unicycle clinics where you can try and ride a unicycle, free of the fear of looking like an IDIOT!
*Last, and my favorite, If you can ride and successfully dismount one of our UFL League players in a fair Unicycle Jousting match, you can play in the next half and choose your team!!

all in all this shit just a little baddasss! Bring yo butts, friends, and foes! we'll take em all!! We'll bring the Unicycle BRUTALITY!!!
Bring "refreshments" (koozie style in conspicuous if you catch me) for your selves and maybe your favorite player ::wink wink::
And get ready for some HEAD to HEAD to UNICYCLE to HEAD ACTION!!!

"LET THAT SHIT ROLL," the wheel god howled at the moon...
-and roll that shit shall...

-FNA-
el Darth Vato
UFL*GUERRILLA

Ever wanted to try to ride a one-wheeled bike but haven't ever gotten up the gumption to give it a go? Show up tomorrow and see what's up! Thanks for the info Angel.