Andy's mom's vagina presents: Andy's BIRTHDAY + CAPTURE THE BIKE INSANO-THON and party!

Ok folks, this not this weekend but the next one there's an event coming up that everybody needs to know about. No kidding ya'll, THIS is gonna be some hectic shit and YOU need to get in on it. You've all played "Capture the Flag", right? Basically, lots of sitting around and waiting and finally going for it just to get tagged and do more sitting and waiting in a fucking jail. Fuck all that, we do shit different around here. Andy's birthday is coming up and to celebrate he's throwing a game of CAPTURE THE BIKE! Read on for the goodness:

-CAPTURE THE BIKE-

Friday, April 22nd

we will meet at the capital at 7 ish. game starts at 8 sharp.

THE GAME: at 8 we split the teams up into 2 even groups.
- the teams will split up and take their kiddy bikes (the flag) to their claimed "home base".
- colored ribbons will be distributed to players according to the team your on.
- a text message will be sent out to the team capt'ns once the game begins.
...- ANYTHING GOES after that. sabotage is encouraged, as is violence and thievery too. do whatever it takes to gain control of the other teams flag and bring it to your own base.
- if your colored ribbon is removed by the other team during a scuffle or sprint for the flag, you no longer able to personally capture the flag and must go find a new ribbon from your base.
- the flags can not be locked or completely unrideable, but once captured the flag MUST be ulocked to your base or flag.
- have the team capt'n text one of the refs to ensure a team win.

THE COURT: congress to I-35, and 11th to ceasar chavez.
you base can be anywhere on street level.

THE RULES- NO MOTORIZED TRANSPORTATION OF YOU OR THE FLAG!! (bike, walk, skatebord, fruit boots, urban kayak. if anyone asks what you are doing running your ass off with some tiny bike covered in some one else's blood, say "i dont know" and keep playing. I.E. police, onlookers, ems, mom/dad, lawyers, bla bla. use common sense. NO DEADLY WEAPONS!! (really though).

make an ass of yourself,

OTHER SHIT- if no one wins by 9;30 we quit because its my birthday and im havein a HUGE PARTY at my house 902 E. cesar chaves.

!!!!FABULOUS PRIZES FOR THE WINNING TEAM!!!

this is going to be great fun, and everyone is invited to raise hell.

This is gonna be no fucking joke. I've already heard people are investing in hockey masks and gloves for this one, and I KNOW you Polo players already have armor. Damn, I'm already giddy with anticipation. You can SRPV on FaceSpace if you so desire, or just show up at the Capital around 7-7:30 a week from Friday. Either way, be there.