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Bike Groper loose on West Campus, cops on the lookout.
The local Fox affiliate is reporting that a guy on a bike is riding around west campus and groping women. What the fuck creepy biker dude? Here's the story...
Austin Police say there have been several reports of a man riding a bicycle up to women and groping them in the West Campus area near the UT campus.
Police say the suspect rides by, parks his bike, and the gropes or attempts to grope women as they walk by.
According to police, the suspect is a white of Hispanic male between 5’10” and 6’ tall. On some occasions witnesses said he was wearing a silver and black helmet. He has been wearing different clothes on different occasions.
Police urge anybody who is a victim or sees a person matching the description of the suspect or acting suspiciously to call 911. Anybody with information on these incidents are asked to call the APD Sex Crimes Unit at 974-5230, the Sex Crimes Unit Tip Line at 974-5095, or Crime Stoppers at 512-472-8477.
Read more: http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/Austin-Police-Looking-for-Bik...
When I first saw the headline I was hoping it was just some bike nerd with a penchant for stroking strangers top tubes, not the actual strangers themselves.
Man I swear it ain't me!!!
"According to police, the suspect is a white of Hispanic male between 5’10” and 6’ tall. On some occasions witnesses said he was wearing a silver and black helmet. He has been wearing different clothes on different occasions. Police urge anybody who is a victim or sees a person matching the description of the suspect ..."
I assume that "white of Hispanic" meant "white or Hispanic" ...
So, he wears different clothes and might be wearing a helmet.
Reading this right, we're supposed to call the police and report any "male white or Hispanic cyclists between 5'10" and 6' tall". Glad they could narrow it down to only about 25% or so of the cyclists out there. Hell, if I was an inch taller, I'd have to call and report myself!