CRITICAL MASSSSSSSSSSSSS = The shit that happens in 7 hours, so BE THERE!

So several folks on the facebooks and in the persons have been clamoring for a resurrection of the old-school Critical Mass, harkening back to the days of yore that included tall bikes, stereos, costumes, big crowds of fun-loving people, and the usual midday mayhem that comes with riding that wild crowd headlong into rush hour traffic.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN CRITICAL MASS WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GOING TO? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE COULD ALL RIDE TOGETHER WITHOUT POLICE HELICOPTERS? HOW ABOUT ALL THE GREAT PEOPLE YOU NEVER SEE ANYMORE BECAUSE CRITICAL MASS TURNED INTO AN ANARCHIST LUNCHEN? JEASUS CHRIST, LETS GET TOGETHER AND ENJOY OUR SELFS AND OUR BIKES, IF YOU HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT THE SOCIAL CYCLING SENE WAS BUNK OR JUST PLAIN ELITIST B.S. THAN PLEASE COME TO THE WEST MALL FOR A GOOD OL' FASHION CRITICAL MASS RIDE WITHOUT ALL THE DEBAUCHERY, AND CHAOTIC HATRED. R I D E Y O U R B I K E . do it......

Want to get in on this shit? Then SHOW THE FUCK UP! 5pm on the UT West Mall. Apparently there's some huge UT Rally happening on the South Mall at 6, so the crowd there should be entertaining if nothing else.

Ride your bike, check out Critical Mass, sweat your ass off. It's fuckin' FRIDAY!