Jason's 2 Bar Crawl

I was gonna take a picture of my shiny new certificate but it was nowhere to be found. Later this evening I heard a knock on the door but when I got there and opened it there was nobody around. I was just about to shut the door when I noticed this note stuck in the screen:

DAMMIT! And I was just about to get that thing framed. Oh well, anybody want to go on the shortest ride ever? I don't know what's gonna happen afterwards, but I'm willing to find out. 8pm at The Jackalope, just like the note says. I figure we'll be there for a while before storming Star Bar so come on down and have a beer, help me mourn the destruction of my Best of Austin certificate.