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Midnight Ridazz - STOP! Hammer ride!
We're two weeks away from this months installment of the best time you're going to have at a bar all month, aka. the Midnight Ridazz Pub Crawl!!! Never a crew to disappoint, they've come up with a most choice theme for November's ride:
That's right, it's HAMMERTIME! Break out your parachute pants, that glittery jacket, the mesh shirt you said you'd never wear again, some cheezy gold-rimmed glasses, but most importantly bike on down to Birds Barber Shop for a haircut. Just ask for the "Hammer fade" and they'll hook it up. Basically, you're going for this timeless look with your outfit, and I'm sure you won't have any trouble assembling it with pieces from your own wardrobe. You grew up in the early 90s, right?
Once you've gotten your ensemble looking just so, hop on a bike and cruise down to Donn's Depot (5th and West Lynn) around 9pm on Tuesday the 18th to join in on the fun. I assure you, this one's gonna go late into the night since everyone on the ride's gonna be TOO LEGIT, TO LEGIT TO QUIT!!! (hey, hey)
P.S. Ignore the flyer it's on November 18th, which is a Tuesday.
but when I was ten I really loved rockin my JAMS! Totally time for a jams comeback... Mahalo baby!
... I'd wear bellbottoms. It's what mom gave me, anyways, and I wore them. They were fine (hey, I was 10), though they kept getting caught in my chain, so they were always all dirty at the bottom. Only the cool kids had bikes with chainguards (my how things have changed.)
And no, they should not come back, and if they did, I would not wear them. I would not wear them on a motobecane, I would not wear them and let them get stuck in my chain. (Bell-bottoms, not chainguards. Chainguards *should* come back.)
holy shit! a pub crawl i can actually go on!
hammer time!
hammer didnt wear parachute pants. He wore dance pants. parachute pants werent real baggy they just had lots of pockets and were made out of parachute material and ripped within 5 minutes of being purchased. parachute pants sucked.
I have fond memories of wearing parachute pants and riding bikes, what a mix.
DAMN youngsters get your facts straight!
fixed gears are like butt holes, every one has one.
Fine, you obviously know your stuff, you're the dance pants master. I too remember riding bikes in parachute pants. Those things did suck, and they made annoying noises as you walked.
Parachute-pants.com and you can still be the coolest kid on the block. probably shouldnt post that site, next ride half you little fucks are gonna be wearing those things.
fixed gears are like butt holes, every one has one.
> Ignore the flyer it's on November 18th, which is a Tuesday.
... and in that vein, remember, republicans vote today, and democrats vote tomorrow :)
[ and in case somebody doesn't get the joke, voting tomorrow = a good way to make
sure your vote doesn't count ]