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February Critical Mass - LEAP RIDE


By Jason - Posted on 07 February 2008

By Jason - Posted on 07 February 2008

02/29/2008 - 5:00pm
02/29/2008 - 9:00pm

Oh shit! So this year for leap year the bike gods have graced us with something to do: CRITICAL MASS!!! That's right y'all, Critical Mass ACTUALLY falls on the 29th of February. Come ride it because chances are you'll never get to do another Leap Year Mass again! The usual specifics apply, so the ride meets up at 5pm on the UT West Mall, right in front of the Student Union.

Since it's "Leap Year" feel free to decorate yourself or your bike in the manner of a hopping thing. Rabbits, frogs, kangaroos, grasshoppers, fleas, hell, FUCKING CHINESE VAMPIRES, they all hop! I'm sure you can be even more creative than I can, so come up with your own shit. Most importantly, bring a friend or twelve and HAVE FUN! That's why we're doing it after all.

sounds like fun.

Do I have to have a fixie to join? I have very recently discovered the joys of riding at night.

No we're just joking about the fixed gears. We get all sorts of bikes out there. BMX, cruisers, tall bikes, tandems, and usually a few trailered pets or stereos. This one is a daytime ride though it still gets dark while we're riding. Come on down and check it out, it's a blast.

this critical mass we should all dress up like trendy fixed gear riders. tight pants, studded belts, dorky hats, and of course the almighty fixed gear bike. Bet the dressed up turn out would be BIG!!! I know I'll be wearing my cool kid fixie duds.
fixed gears are like butt holes, every one has one.

Hahahaha, totally man! Just make sure you're wearing at least two more bandannas than you'd ever possibly need and then wrap one more around your top tube and you'll be good to go.

I'm actually thinking of trailering my sound system and finding a cheap-ass rotating light ball or something for the top, make it a little more stable and less likely to dump me on the ground it I try a little filming.

oh ya, I almost forgot about my bandana. thanx for remindin me. gotta sport my colors for my hood.
damn that sounds like one hell of a sound system. next upgrade you'll have to do somethin like that mobile DJ had going on. peddle powered sound system!! I bring my sound system to every ride, but I'm stingy, it stays hidden in my pocket.

fixed gears are like butt holes, every one has one.



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