Good times with the Fuckin' A Rodeo

Last night was excellent, all around. Lolli, one of the Fuckin' A rodeo kids had a birthday party over at the clown house on E.M. Franklin, and let me tell you, those kids know how to party! There was a horse band, condom snorting, a 6 foot long dinosaur cake, flaming tall bike jousting, some wacky gypsy musics, a bonfire, KEGS (yes, not just keg) of incredibly tasty Portland microbrew, clown acts, stapled nuts, THE WORKS! Unfortunately due to the stars mis-aligning (and nearly bringing Cthulhu) I wasn't able to bleed all over everybody, but stay tuned for some ridiculous bloody stunts in the future. Thanks for a good time, y'all! I was always told to never trust a clown or a priest, but you guys are alright.