The machine gods are displeased.

Sorry for the outages today, folks. The server is getting some serious hardware upgrades as soon as I can get the gear together, but in the meantime the sudden increase in traffic we've seen is putting some strain on the ailing P3 architecture of our current setup. Yes, I said P3. I know. It's what we had in place at the time. We're back up and hopefully will be staying up for the foreseeable future but you know how it goes. In the meantime, watch this over and over. I know I have.

"OH GOD DAMMIT!"