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This is why I'll NEVER be a roadie, Daniel.
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Because I'm about to cook and eat one of these:
Yes, it's the DOUBLE BACON HAMBURGER FATTY MELT. Can you feel your arteries trembling? Oh yeah.
I'm already salivating and I haven't even gone shopping for the supplies yet...
I am planning to go on a tall bike ride after I eat this monstrosity, but I don't think even a century could work off the calories I'm ingesting in meat, cheese, meat, bread, meet, cheese, and more bread. And bacon. And Bacon. And BACON! I don't mean any offense to any of my readers out there, but a belief system, creed, ethical view or training regimen that precludes anyone from enjoying this sandwich is something I don't think I could subscribe to. Must go shopping.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dream0fmirrors/3274578236/
we went to the bar after this, i tried to snort a condom up my nose and puked it all out. it felt like greasy playdoh.
Maybe you can get an idea for your next gastronomic expedition from this site. I swear that I want to try half the shit on there.
http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290
Though really, they missed an opportunity there. The bread? It just takes up valuable space that could be better devoted to more bacon!
Roadies and tall bikes? What the world needs is a a tall bike race bike! CF everywhere (can't weld it, but epoxy works), low spoke count (or no spokes), 700cx20 tires (tubulars = a plus!), brifters, etc. Or a triathalon tall bike, complete with aero bars! Or a touring tall bike! Four sets of panniers, room for 12 water bottles, fenders ...
The cycling world (or at least the Internet part of it) would implode from the awesomeness! (Well, it would probably implode from something. Perhaps the bacon.)
Of course, you'd still have to shave your legs and wear spandex. (Probably a deal breaker.)
Jamie took pics, but I haven't seen 'em yet. I was actually thinking of modifying the recipe and replacing the bread with milenesa steaks, but thought that might be a bit over the top.
I'm in such intestinal turmoil right now it's not even funny. Ok maybe it's a little funny.
or maybe that's just cardiac arrhythmia. Throw two more fried eggs on there and I'm down.
* Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun top
* Cheese
FRIED EGG
* Bacon
* Four-ounce beef patty
* Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as interstitial bun (a nod to the Big Mac)
* Bacon
FRIED EGG
* Cheeese
* Four-ounce beef patty
* Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun bottom
Approximately 3400 calories, or, Michael Phelps eats 4 of these a day ('specially after hitting the bong)
That is the second most horrifying thing I have seen in as long as I can remember, waaaay back in line from the bacon explosion.
Blech.
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