Skull By Skull Now Alleycat!!! - NO sXe!

Looks like those scummy fellas of the Skidmarxxx Pizza Club are hosting yet another race during but not a part of SXSW. In their insanity they've managed to come up with the best flyer in all of creation:

That flyer is BALLA, y'all. March 22nd at 2pm SHARP. Shitpit is the place to be with $10 in hand. Be prepared to drink booze, eat pizza, and there is more than a remote chance that a few of you will bleed, but it'll all be worth it. If you need more incentive, this is what went down last year...

BE WARNED.

Update: The Wild Stallyns Most Triumphant Race has been cancelled, leaving the Skidmarxx race as the only one all day. Not only that, but they've dropped the price to FIVE BONES! That's right folks, bring $5 and you're good to race.

Update: Oh shi-! It looks like this alleycat happens the same day as the Wild Stallyns Most Triumphant Race! Are you a bad enough dude to race two alleycats in one day? Time will tell. If you can only race one then the choice is a bit muddy, as this one is $10 and provides booze, whereas the PSBC race is $3 but you've gotta buy your own beer. Last time they were doing $1 PBR, so this might be the way to go if you're looking to race on the cheap.